Boys (1996)


When $120 million worth of confiscated heroin is stolen, two Miami narcotic cops race to solve the c...ase before the Feds step in and shut them down.


Twenty-five cents to the person who can explain what the point of this exercise was. The fetching Winona Ryder falls off a horse and Lukas Haas rescues her by taking her into his dorm at the all-boys prep school. Because she didn’t want to go to the hospital. Haas decides he’s in love so they run off to a carnival. And a car was stolen, and maybe Ryder had something to do with that. And John C. Reilly is the cop on the case! This disjointed review echoes perfectly what the sensibility of the film is: Virtually nil.