Worst Movie Superheroes
AMC Movie List

Worst Movie Superheroes

No Dark Knights here. How would you rank these lame caped crusaders?

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1 John Henry Irons (Shaquille O'Neal), Steel
Shaq most assuredly regrets taking on the role of Irons, a weapons designer who engineers a suit that makes him look like RoboCop. 93 209
2 Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone), Batman & Robin
Silverstone's Batgirl is hands down the worst part of Joel Schumacher's flick. The Dark Knight should have sent this kid packing. 80 226
3 Jefferson Reed (Robert Townsend), The Meteor Man
Mild teacher Reed inherits an array of awesome superpowers, but he ends up being too chicken to use any of them properly. 44 162
4 Darryl Walker (Damon Wayans), Blankman
Blankman probably started as an idea for In Living Color, though it's unlikely this one-joke pony would've inspired any laughs. 43 169
5 Mr. Furious (Ben Stiller), Mystery Men
Stiller's superpower? Being perpetually annoyed. He's the leader of his ragtag posse, but that's hardly an accomplishment. 33 179
6 Joe Young (Trey Parker), Orgazmo
The South Park mastermind's adventures earned this movie the dreaded NC-17 rating, thanks to his weapon of choice. 30 170
7 Captain Flash (Chuck McCann), The Projectionist
McCann is a portly projectionist wasting his days away in a neighborhood movie theater -- a superhero only in his dreams. 20 142
8 Bluntman and Chronic (Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Little is known about any powers these stoners possess, but both display surprisingly remarkable lightsaber skills in the clutch. 15 183
9 Syndrome (Jason Lee), The Incredibles
This pint-size, petulant nerd is so desperate for approval that he fakes superpowers just to get mere mortals to like him. 8 194
10 Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), Kick-Ass
Wimpy crime fighter Lizewski looks like he belongs in a Superbad sequel, not headlining a superhero adventure. -11 211