Warriors in Fantasy Who Kick (and Bare) Butt
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Warriors in Fantasy Who Kick (and Bare) Butt

Which fantasy warrior do you think looks best while fighting in nothing but his skivvies?

rank title points votes your vote
1 Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Conan the Barbarian
Conan's garb consists of a weightlifter's belt and the world's largest codpiece. Exactly what sword is he planning on fighting with? 64 94
2 The Spartans in 300
One man facing an overwhelming force wearing leather briefs and a red cape is fine, but 300 of them? We're swooning. 40 90
3 Lord Kalidor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Red Sonja
Oh, Lord Kalidor, if only those wide and fabulous red lapels could protect you. 13 67
4 Perseus (Harry Hamlin) in Clash of the Titans
There's a reason this was called a sword and sandals film. That's all Perseus wears. 6 70
5 Dar (Marc Singer) in The Beastmaster
Battle is not the time to display your fashion sense, but kudos to Singer for not being afraid to wear a skirt. 5 57
6 He-Man (Dolph Lundgren) in Masters of the Universe
Lundgren's facing people who have distance weapons and decides to put on skimpy "armor" that leaves every vital organ exposed. 1 65
7 Feyd-Rautha (Sting) in Dune
Sting rocks what looks like a leather bird-bikini bottom. It's not exactly a timeless look, but it's a hot one. -8 54
8 Flash Gordon (Sam Jones) in Flash Gordon
If Jones’ wardrobe choices are any indication, track suit and go-go boots are the future. -8 50
9 Kull (Kevin Sorbo) in Kull the Conqueror
Sorbo’s greasy, hairless chest would come in handy in a wrestling match. Unfortunately, Kull is facing people with swords. -9 55
10 Talon (Lee Horsley) in The Sword and the Sorcerer
Horsley tries to make us believe that leather diapers are a good look. The jury is out. -14 46