Warriors in Fantasy Who Kick (and Bare) Butt
Which fantasy warrior do you think looks best while fighting in nothing but his skivvies?
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The Spartans - One man facing an overwhelming force wearing leather briefs and a red cape is fine, but 300 of them? That's crazy talk. 34 60
The Spartans - One man facing an overwhelming force wearing leather briefs and a red cape is fine, but 300 of them? That's crazy talk. 34 60
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Conan the Barbarian
Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Born a slave, Conan's garb consists of a weightlifter's belt and the world's largest codpiece. Exactly what sword is he planning on fighting with? 27 57
Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Born a slave, Conan's garb consists of a weightlifter's belt and the world's largest codpiece. Exactly what sword is he planning on fighting with? 27 57
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Clash of the Titans
Perseus (Harry Hamlin) - There's a reason this was called a sword and sandals film. That's all Perseus wears. 2 46
Perseus (Harry Hamlin) - There's a reason this was called a sword and sandals film. That's all Perseus wears. 2 46
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The Beastmaster
Dar (Marc Singer) - Kudos for not being afraid to wear a skirt, but battle is not the time to display your fashion sense. -1 49
Dar (Marc Singer) - Kudos for not being afraid to wear a skirt, but battle is not the time to display your fashion sense. -1 49
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Dune
Feyd-Rautha (Sting) - Tries to prove that, no really, leather diapers are a timeless look. We still don't buy it. -1 51
Feyd-Rautha (Sting) - Tries to prove that, no really, leather diapers are a timeless look. We still don't buy it. -1 51
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Masters of the Universe
He-Man (Dolph Lundgren) - He's facing people who have distance weapons and decides to put on "armor" that leaves every vital organ exposed. -13 47
He-Man (Dolph Lundgren) - He's facing people who have distance weapons and decides to put on "armor" that leaves every vital organ exposed. -13 47
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Red Sonja
Lord Kalidor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Oh Kalidor, lapels that wide won't protect you. Even if they are red leather. -18 46
Lord Kalidor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Oh Kalidor, lapels that wide won't protect you. Even if they are red leather. -18 46
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Kull the Conqueror
Kull (Kevin Sorbo) - The greasy, hairless chest would come in handy in a wrestling match. Unfortunately, Kull is facing people with swords. -20 44
Kull (Kevin Sorbo) - The greasy, hairless chest would come in handy in a wrestling match. Unfortunately, Kull is facing people with swords. -20 44
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The Sword and the Sorcerer
Talon (Lee Horsley) - He tries to make us believe that leather diapers are a timeless look. We don't. -21 39
Talon (Lee Horsley) - He tries to make us believe that leather diapers are a timeless look. We don't. -21 39
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