Misquotes from the Movies

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1 "Luke, I am your father."
Real quote: "No, I am your father" - Darth Vader (James Earl Jones), The Empire Strikes Back (1980). 52 70

2 "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
Real quote: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" - Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), Dirty Harry (1971) 37 61

3 "If you build it, they will come."
Real quote: "If you build it, he will come" - Ghostly voice (uncredited), Field of Dreams (1989) 26 56

4 "Play it again, Sam."
Real quote:""You played it for her, you can play it for me...If she can stand it, I can. Play it!" - Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), Casablanca (1942) 25 53

5 "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Real quote: ""Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" - The Queen (Lucille La Verne), Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) 16 40

6 "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride."
Real quote: "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night" - Margo (Bette Davis), All About Eve (1950) 13 37

7 "Me Tarzan, you Jane"
Real quote: “ Jane.” “Jane.” “And you? You?” “Tarzan, Tarzan.” “Tarzan.” “Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan...” - Tarzan (Johnny Weissmuller) and the comely Jane (Maureen O'Sullivan, Tarzan, the Ape Man (1932) 9 35

8 "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Never actually spoken by Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1934) 2 36

9 "I want to suck your blood!"
Never actually spoken by Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi) in Dracula (1931) 0 36

10 "You're going out there a nobody, but you're coming back a star!"
Real quote: "you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star" - Julian Marsh (Warner Baxter), 42nd Street (1933) -7 25

People only think they know movies. Which misquote have you heard the most often?

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