Least Scary Movie Monsters
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Least Scary Movie Monsters

Since the '50s, Hollywood has been throwing supposedly scary monsters at us. Which do you find least threatening?

rank title points votes your vote
1 Edward (Robert Pattinson), Twilight (2008)
<p>The adjectives used to describe this vampire tend to be variations on "dreamy." So far, none have been variations on "scary."</p> 179 303
2 The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters (1984)
<p>This delicious "monster" can easily be turned into S'mores. The only people who should fear it are diabetics.&nbsp; </p> 129 279
3 The Teen Wolf (Michael J. Fox) in Teen Wolf (1985)
There is nothing scary about Michael J. Fox. Ever. In any movie. No matter how much hair you stick on him. 115 239
4 The Killer Tomatoes in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)
<p>Beware of the horrific monsters that are the key ingredient of gazpacho. Also, their fatal weakness is a song called "Puberty Love."</p> 29 193
5 The Blob in The Blob (1958)
<p>The blob may just dominate the world ... oh wait, except for its fatal aversion to the cold. So it will dominate the Northern Hemisphere, in summer.&nbsp;</p> 15 199
6 Gremlins in Gremlins (1984)
<p>Their name has become synonymous with mischief, as in "that little gremlin." That makes them as scary as little kids. 8 238
7 Leprechaun, Leprechaun (1993)
You have a pretty good shot at holding this troublemaker at bay just by sticking out your arm. Ergo, he's not much of a threat.</p> -7 213
8 The Aliens, Signs (2002)
<p>What kind of intruders are stymied by a wooden door and are terrified of getting wet? House cats and the aliens from Signs.&nbsp;</p> -14 236