Lamest Horror-Movie Killers
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Lamest Horror-Movie Killers

A deadly snowman? A murderer dressed like Uncle Sam? Which movie has the lamest killer?

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1 Jack Frost
He's a snowman posessed by a serial killer. Repeat -- a snowman! Are you shivering yet? 88 222
2 Leprechaun
Gosh and begorrah -- the killer's a tiny shoe fetishist. Funny, yes; terrifying, no. 81 243
3 Uncle Sam
Uncle Sam wants you... to be petrified. The costume is too silly to even inspire patriotism, much less fear. 59 177
4 Rumpelstiltskin
Did fairy tales scare you? Then maybe this babysnatching hunchbacked gnome will too. 40 172
5 He Knows You're Alone
A creep kills brides because his fiance jilted him, but mostly he just stares and sweats a lot. 23 143
6 Graduation Day
The slasher wore... sweat pants? A good weapon can't make up for this fashion faux pas. 15 139
7 The Slumber Party Massacre
The movie is darkly comic, but the killer is just sleazy: He sweats, wears a jeans jacket and carries a big drill. 12 154
8 Night School
This killer's motorcycle helmet might keep him safe (minus the peripheral vision). But cool and scary? Not so much. 4 138
9 Final Exam
Random killers popping out of no where are scary in real life. In the movies, no motivation equals boring! 3 137