MILFs, or Monsters I'd Like to...
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MILFs, or Monsters I'd Like to...

They're deadly -- deadly sexy, that is. How would you rank these horrifying hotties?

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1 Selene (Kate Beckinsale), Underworld
Take Beckinsale's natural hotness, throw it in a tight leather bodysuit, and then strap her with a pair of death-dealing gats. More, please! 323 535
2 Satanico Pandemonium (Selma Hayek), From Dusk Till Dawn
Hordes of horror lovers pretty much lost their minds when Selma did her crazy table-dance in this Robert Rodriguez flick. 299 473
3 Jennifer (Megan Fox) in Jennifer's Body
Fox (and this movie) may be the target of mockery, but her demonic, man-eating high-school tramp is nothing if not hot. 154 448
4 Sil (Natasha Henstridge), Species
This Uber-hot supermodel morphs into a totally convincing horned-up killing machine, thanks to great special effects and minimal lines. 132 404
5 Laurie (Anna Paquin), Trick 'r Treat
Don't sneak up on this raven-haired cutie at the campfire. Her werewolf side will rear its ugly head, and she might eat your face. 72 338
6 Neytiri (Zoe Saldana), Avatar
She's huge, shoots things with arrows, rides dragonish lizards, and snarls real sexy when threatened. But still cute! 22 372
7 Grendel's Mother (Angelina Jolie), Beowulf
CGI or no CGI, Jolie's slithery monster has to be the hottest demon-dragon mother to ever grace the silver screen. 13 425
8 Sheila (Embeth Davidtz), Army of Darkness
Before and after her transformation to the queen of the Undead army, this classic flick's evil hottie has it goin' on. -8 316
9 Nancy Downs (Fairuza Balk), The Craft
Fairuza makes the screen ripple with her withering, nasty glares. Crazed eyes, killer lips -- rarely has evil looked so dang lovely. -14 342
10 Space Girl (Mathilda May), Lifeforce
May's alien vampire is buck naked through all of this gruesome flick, in which she tries (in vain) to quench her unsatiable thirst. -46 262
11 Edward (Johnny Depp), Edward Scissorhands
The dude may have blades for hands, but this willowy heartthrob cuts quite a figure in his crazy fetish getup. -96 346
12 Borg Queen (Alice Krige), Star Trek: First Contact
That sexy plastic-tube hair, that veiny chest, that icy stare: Krige's villainous queen is one hot latex-clad dominatrix. -104 288
13 Spike (James Marsters), Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Okay, so he's technically a TV character, but was there ever a character that so captivated the hearts of horror fans as this ne'er-do-well? -106 336
14 David (Kiefer Sutherland), The Lost Boys
The bad-boy future star of 24 called forth semi-silent sighs of pure lust every time he and his fangs appeared onscreen. -119 311
15 Count Dracula (Christopher Lee), Dracula
Forget Edward Cullen: Hammer's dashing vamp was the first to rekindle the world's love affair with cinematic bloodsuckers. -147 275
16 Blade (Wesley Snipes), Blade
With the tricked-out trench coat, the shades, and the slick moves, Snipes pulls off a sexiness usually reserved for the full vamps. -152 320
17 Warlock (Julian Sands), Warlock
Sands is the evil witch of eastern Europe, and he channels that old-country evil with a devilish smile and dental-dream teeth. -172 272
18 Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner), The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Before this sequel came out, odds were against any challengers to the Robert Pattinson throne. Afterward? Many defected to Team Jacob. -216 358
19 Wolfpack, The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The abs on Chaske Spencer, Bronson Pelletier, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon, and Tyson Houseman put most other monsters to shame. -242 320